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  “Let me guess which.”

  “He shouldn’t be loose in public, with all this goin’ on. The murder.”

  “Is he boozin’?”

  “You need to ask?”

  There was sand on the rear rug of the Lincoln.

  Moxie said, “I suspect all those little squiggles in his brain have finally turned their toes up in the booze. Can’t blame ’em. They’ve been drownin’ in booze for years.”

  Over the car’s blue rug, perfect images flashed for Fletch: Frederick Mooney on stage as Willy Loman, Richard III, and Lear. On film as Falstaff, as Disraeli, as Captain Bligh, as a baggy-pants comic, as a decent Montana rancher turned decent politician, as Scanlon on Death Row, as…

  “He was the best,” Fletch said, “even when he was stinko.”

  “History,” Moxie said.

  “Where should I look?”

  “One of the joints on Bonita Beach. He drove up with us this morning. Freddy never wanders far, when there’s a handy bar.”

  Fletch chuckled. “The thought of Freddy makes poets of us all.”

  “See you at eight,” she said. “Thanks, Fletch.”

  “Okay.”

  Walking back toward the police station, Fletch noticed big, blowsy, wet clouds blowing in from the northwest.

  5

  “Okay,” Fletch said to the secretary sitting at the desk between the doors marked INVESTIGATIONS and CHIEF OF POLICE, “I’ll see whoever’s in charge now.”

  The woman in the light yellow blouse looked at him as if he had just fallen from the moon. The lobby was still full of people.

  “Have you been called?” asked the woman who had been doing the calling.

  “No,” Fletch said, “but I’m willing to serve.”

  The Investigations door opened and Dan Buckley came out looking as if he had been tumble-dried. The reporters rose to him like a puff of soot. Even without smiling, there was still amiable assurance on Buckley’s face.

  The short reporter glared at Fletch and made a point of stepping into the space between him and Buckley.

  Are you going to run the tape of this show on television?

  “No, no,” Buckley answered. “I’m turning every centimeter of tape over to the police. The police will have our complete cooperation. Such a tragedy.”

  A middle-aged woman with handsomely waved brown hair came through the door marked INVESTIGATIONS. Fletch had never seen a police shirt so well filled. Her badge lay comfortably on her left breast. She had typewritten sheets in her hand. She was about to say something to the secretary.

  “I’m next,” Fletch informed her.

  She, too, looked at Fletch as if he had just arrived from the moon.

  “Fletcher,” he said.

  She looked down her list, turned a page, looked down the list, turned another page, looked down the list. “Honey,” she said, “you’re last.”

  Fletch grinned. “I bet you’ve been wanting to come to the end of that list.”

  She grinned back at him, waved the typewritten sheets at him, and said, “Come on in.”

  Going behind her desk, she said, “I’m Chief of Detectives Roz Nachman.”

  Fletch closed the door behind him.

  Sitting down at her desk she peered into the window of her audio-recorder to see how much tape was left.

  “Sit down, sit down,” she said.

  He did.

  “Why don’t I just give you a statement,” he said. “Save time. Save you the bother of asking a lot of questions.”

  She shrugged. “Go ahead.” She pushed the Record button on her tape machine.

  “Name’s I. M. Fletcher.”

  Sitting behind her desk, hands folded in her lap, Chief of Detectives Roz Nachman looked at Fletch’s moccasins, his legs, his shorts, his tennis shirt, his arms, his neck, his face. Her smile was tolerant: that of someone about to hear a tale about fairies and witches.

  “I arrived at the shooting location of the film Midsummer Night’s Madness on Bonita Beach at about five minutes past three this afternoon. At the security gate, I showed my press credentials from Global Cable News. The security guard told me that the taping would continue until shortly before four. He directed me to the pavillion where a bar had been set up. He said a reception for the television crew and press was planned for after the taping.

  “I went directly to the pavillion. Only one other person was present in the pavillion all the time I was there, a woman who later identified herself to me as the wife of the deceased. Marge Peterman. She was watching, on a television monitor, the taping of the show. I could see, at a distance and not clearly, the actual set of The Dan Buckley Show. I could also see, but not clearly, the monitor screen. In fact, I was looking at neither. I poured myself a glass of orange juice from the bar. My attention was called to the incident by Marge Peterman’s saying, ‘What happened to Steve?’.

  “I looked across at the set and saw that Peterman was sitting in an odd position. I stood behind Mrs Peterman to get a better view of the monitor. On the monitor I saw blood dribbling from Peterman’s mouth. This was at three twenty-three.

  “I helped Mrs Peterman away from the pavillion, sat her in a chair at the side of the parking lot, got her some coffee, and sat with her alone until three fifty-three when some other people, Dan Buckley among them, came along, broke the news to her, and took charge of her.

  “End of statement.”

  “You are a reporter,” Roz Nachman mused. “Concise. To the point. What you could see, what you did see. Exact times by your watch. You didn’t mention the ghost you saw pass through the talk-show set and drive a knife into Peterman’s back.”

  “What?”

  “Now, Mister Fletcher, despite your very complete and, I’m sure, very accurate statement, will you permit some questions?”

  “Sure.”

  “Good of you. You’re sure of the exact time?”

  “I’m a reporter. Something happens, I look at my watch.”

  “Why were you on location of this filming?”

  “To see Moxie Mooney.”

  “On assignment?”

  “These days I get to make up my own assignments.”

  “From your appearance I would have taken you for something less than a managing editor.”

  “Didn’t you know?” Fletch said. “Everyone is something less than a managing editor—star athletes, heads of state, reporters, chiefs of detectives—”

  “You said no one else was in the pavillion except you and Mrs Peterman. Not even a bartender?”

  “No. We were alone.”

  “Did Mrs Peterman know you were there?”

  “I don’t think so. I wasn’t wearing shoes. I had been told to be quiet during the taping. She was engrossed in watching the monitor…”

  “If she didn’t know you were there, to whom was she speaking when she said, ‘What happened to Steve?’ or whatever it was she said?”

  “She said, ‘What happened to Steve?’,” Fletch said, firmly.

  “Sorry. I’m used to dealing with less, uh, professional witnesses.”

  “I think Mrs Peterman was talking to herself. From her tone of voice I would say she was frightened, alarmed. Which is why I moved over behind her, to see what she was seeing.”

  “Had you ever seen Marjory Peterman before?”

  “No.”

  “During the time you took her away from the pavillion, got her coffee, sat with her, what did she say?”

  “Nothing, really. Just little things, like ‘What’s taking so long?’, ‘Why doesn’t someone come and tell me what happened?’ Oh, yeah, she said she wanted to go in the ambulance with Steve.”

  “So she knew her husband had been wounded, shall we say?”

  Fletch hesitated. “She may have known in her heart her husband was dead. He certainly looked dead on the monitor.”

  “Did she say anything to indicate she knew her husband had been dealt with violently? Murdered?”

  Fletch thought. �
�No. I don’t think she said anything more than I’ve told you.”

  “‘Don’t think’?”

  “I know. I know she didn’t say anything more.” On the foot of the leg crossed over his knee, the moccasin was half off. “Except to identify herself to me as Marge Peterman.”

  “In response to a question?”

  “I had asked her if she was Peterman’s wife.”

  “You saw roughly the same thing Marjory Peterman saw, Mister Fletcher. What did you think had happened to Peterman?”

  “I was trying to think what could have happened to him. I guess I was thinking he had suffered some kind of an internal hemorrhage. To account for the blood on his lips.”

  “You did not consider the possibility of murder?”

  “No way. The son of a bitch was on television. I hadn’t heard a gunshot. Who’d think of anyone sticking a knife into someone else on an open, daylit stage, with three cameras running?”

  “That, Mister Fletcher,” said Nachman looking down at her blotter, “is why I’ve called this meeting. So.” She swiveled her chair sideways to the desk. “You had never seen Marjory Peterman before. But you did know Steven Peterman?”

  “Ah.” Fletch felt color come to his cheeks. “You say that because I called the son of a bitch a son of a bitch.”

  “Yes,” Nachman nodded. “I could characterize that as a clue of your having a previous, personal opinion of the deceased.”

  “I knew him slightly.”

  “How’s that?” She turned her head and smiled at him. “I think it’s time for another one of your concise statements, Mister Reporter.”

  “About nine months ago, he spent a longish weekend at my home in Italy. Cagna, Italy.”

  “Italy? Are you Italian?”

  “I’m a citizen of the United States. Voting age, too.”

  “Is Italy where you got those shorts?”

  Fletch looked down at his shorts and lifted the hands in his pockets. “They have good pockets. You can carry books in them, notebooks, sandwiches…”

  “Or a knife,” she said simply. “In most of the clothes these film people are wearing you couldn’t conceal a vulgar thought. So. Are you going to tell me why Peterman visited you in Italy?”

  “Of course.”

  “Tell me first why you have a house in Italy. I mean, a struggling young reporter, no matter how precise you are… Cagna’s on the Italian Riviera, isn’t it?”

  “I have a little extra money.”

  “Must be nice to be born rich.”

  “Must be,” Fletch said. “I wasn’t.”

  She waited for a further explanation, but Fletch offered none.

  “Now, I’d like to know why Peterman visited you at your Italian palace.”

  “He was travelling with Moxie Mooney. She was on a press tour of Europe. Moxie visited me. At my little villa. He was with her.”

  Her eyebrows rose. “So? You knew Moxie Mooney before?”

  “I’ve always known Moxie Mooney. We were in school together.”

  “Some humble reporter,” Nachman commented. “Entertain big movie stars and film producers at his Italian estate. Wait until I tell the guys and gals on the local police beat. They can’t even afford to go to the movies twice a week. You must spell better than they do.”

  “Never mind,” Fletch said. “They don’t like me already.”

  “So on that weekend at your little villa’ in Italy, who slept with whom?”

  “What a question.”

  “Yes,” Nachman said. “It’s a question. Were Moxie Mooney and Steven Peterman intimate?”

  “No.”

  “You’re making me ask every question, aren’t you?”

  “Yes.”

  “Were you and Ms Mooney intimate?”

  “Sure.”

  “Why ‘sure’? Are you and Ms Mooney lovers?”

  “Off and on.”

  “‘Off and on’.” Chin on hand, elbow on desk blotter, Roz Nachman contemplated what off and on could mean. Finally, she shook her head. “I think you should explain.”

  “Not sure I can.”

  “Try,” she said. “So the hems of Justice will be neat.”

  “You see.” Fletch looked at the ceiling. “Each time Moxie and I meet, here and there, now and then, we pretend we’ve never met before. We pretend we’re just meeting for the first time.”

  Roz frowned. “No. I don’t really see.”

  “Okay.”

  “Would you walk that past me again?”

  “It’s simple.” Fletch took another long look at the ceiling. “We’ve known each other a long time and well. I suppose we love each other. So each time we meet, we pretend we’ve never met before. Which is true, you see. We never really have met before. Because people today aren’t really the same people they were yesterday or the day before. Every day you’re a new person; you have new thoughts, new experiences. You should never meet a person and presume she’s the same person she was last week. Because she’s not. It’s just the reality of existence.”

  “I see,” Roz Nachman said, staring at him. “And then you jump into bed together?”

  “Shucks.” Fletch lowered his eyelids.

  “If you two have so much fun together, why don’t you stay together?”

  “Oh, no.” Fletch glanced at the tape recorder. “You see, we probably can’t stand each other. I mean, in reality.”

  “Because you’re both much too beautiful,” Roz Nachman said. “Physically.”

  “No, no,” Fletch said. “Moxie’s the most beautiful crittur who’s ever eaten a french fry.”

  “Has she ever eaten a french fry?”

  “One or two. When she can get ’em.”

  “She doesn’t look like she’s ever eaten a french fry.”

  “It’s more complex than all that. Maybe it’s that we both play the same kind of games. We make a poor audience for each other.”

  “‘Games’.” Nachman had picked up a pencil and was running its point loosely back and forth over a piece of paper. “I wonder what that means.”

  “Why do I feel like I’m sitting in the office of a public school Guidance Counselor?”

  “The statement you gave when you first came in here, Mister Fletcher, was factually accurate.” Nachman waved her pencil at the tape recorder. “And a complete lie.”

  “Me? Lie?”

  “No wonder you’re such a rich reporter you can live on the Italian Riviera.”

  “I know I flunked Mechanical Drawing, Ms Frobisher,” Fletch said, “but I really want to take Auto Repair a second year.”

  “You certainly gave the impression you came to Bonita Beach as a reporter to interview Ms Mooney. You certainly did not volunteer the information that you knew the murder victim, or Ms Mooney—the latter intimately. Is all this part of some game you’re playing?”

  “All the information you’ve elicited from me is irrelevent. I didn’t kill anybody.”

  “I wonder if you’d mind leaving that decision to the authorities?”

  “I sure would mind. All I’m saying is that Marge Peterman didn’t kill him either. I was with her at the moment Peterman was being murdered.”

  “The truth, Mister Fletcher, is that no one I’ve talked with so far on this list testifies to having seen either you or Marge Peterman from shortly after three until shortly before four.”

  “What are you saying?”

  “And I’ve never known a reporter who can afford a house of any kind on the Italian Riviera.”

  Fletch said, “I write good.”

  “Was Ms Mooney expecting you today?”

  “Yes.”

  “And what kind of a game is she playing?”

  “She’s not playing any kind of a game. You’re turning two-penny psychoanalysis into—”

  “Let’s go on.” Sitting straight at her desk, Nachman referred to some handwritten notes.

  “At least I’m answering your questions.”

  Nachman glared at him. �
��You know what happens to you if you don’t.”

  “Yeah,” said Fletch. “I don’t get to take Auto Repair next semester.”

  “What was your impression of Steven Peterman when he spent the weekend at your house in Italy?”

  “You’re asking for an opinion.”

  “Something tells me you have one.”

  “I do.”

  “What is it?”

  “He was a son of a bitch.”

  “Why do you say that?”

  “Because you asked me.”

  “Why do you characterize Steven Peterman as ‘a son of a bitch’?”

  “He was a nuisance. Look,” Fletch said, “the house there is on the beach. Above the beach. It’s a beach house.”

  “You’re loosing your conciseness.”

  “People hang around in swim suits. Pasta and fish for supper on the patio. A little wine. Music.”

  “You’re saying Peterman didn’t fit in.”

  “Always in a three-piece suit. He wore a cravat. Wouldn’t go on the beach because he didn’t want sand against his Gucci loafers.”

  “Intolerable behavior.”

  “Always on the telephone. Calling Rome, Geneva, Paris, London, New York, Los Angeles, Buenos Aires. I know. I got the phone bill. It would have been cheaper to have had the entire French government for the weekend.”

  “All right. He was an inconsiderate houseguest.”

  “Every night he insisted everybody get dressed up and plod through the most expensive cafes, restaurants, night clubs, casinos on the Riviera.”

  “And you paid?”

  “Everytime a bill came, he was on the telephone somewhere.”

  “Okay.”

  “Worse. Everytime he saw Moxie, he bothered her with some clause of some contract, or some detail of her schedule, ran over the names of people she was to meet in Berlin two weeks from then, Brussels, who, what, where, when, why. He never left her alone. She was there to relax.”

  “And play games with you. You two avoided him?”

  “As much as we could. It’s hard to ignore a government-in-residence.”

  “You played hide-and-seek with him.”

  “Yeah.”

  “Marjory Peterman was not with you that weekend. Right?”

  “Right.”

  “Where was she?”